WHY IS THAT ONE DICK SAD, THIS IS OF GREAT CONCERN TO ME
whispers it’s because it has BLUE. BALLS.
My whole life has led up to this moment.
omg these are so beautiful
If I don’t get one of these I’ll cry
oh my god
this is mesmerizing.
non equine blogs have reblogged this? Because that’s really cool because horses and stuff.
Alright this is absolutely fantastic
But can we talk about how either 51,231 people have seen someone die or a bunch of people just reblogged a loop gif of a hurdle
Hello I am from tumblr and I understood that reference that you have just made
im so confused and i demand to be informed
Rudolph the red nose reindeer, you’ll “go down in history”
ARE YOU FUVKING KIDDING ME IVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS FOR LIKE 2 YEARS AND NOW I GET IT JUST NOW I GET A JOKE THAT WAS SO SIMPLE AND IN THE FUVKIN CONTEXT. IT WAS IN. THE. CONTEXT. FUCK THIS JOKE. FUCK THIS SEASON. SCREW YOU RUDOLPH GET YOUR GOD DAMN GRADE UP
why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens
"Oh Legolas, I thought you had outgrown the need for the tree of chastisement."
Had quite a few of request for Legolas being spanked by Thranduil…and well after watching “Desolation of Smaug” I was really in the mood for some Mirkwood discipline as well.
Very, very nice.